NEWShFAN's subtitled videos

"HEY! HEY! HEY!" show (28 April, 2008) HSJ talk & "Dreams come true"

Length: 9 mins 27 secs
Size: 125 MB
Starring: Hey!Say!JUMP, Downtown
Highlights: Half the clip seems to be taken up by all 10 kids introducing themselves (again!), but it gets better after that when you get to hear how Morimoto cried because he messed up his lines. But it seems that the other members actually have more reason to cry than Morimoto did! Oh, and Takkai's big sister is just as dopey as what he is! Their song is catchy, but there is really only one phrase that is repeated a billion times over in it: "Yume mimashou~"

Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=G5IZRWWO
Sharebee (Join 2 parts with HJsplit):
[Click for mediafire, zshare, badongo, netload, rapidshare links]
Part 1 http://www.shareonall.com/HEYx3_2008.04.28_HSJ_part_English_subtitled.avi_hzji.001
Part 2 http://www.shareonall.com/HEYx3_2008.04.28_HSJ_part_English_subtitled.avi_hgkq.002

Feel free to share, but please remember to credit me.

"HEY! HEY! HEY!" show (28 April, 2008) NEWS talk & "Summer Time"

Length: 20 mins 09 secs
Size:  193 MB
Starring: NEWS, Downtown, Tanimura Nana
Highlights: My favorite part was Koyama's reaction to Shige's April Fools prank. Gosh, he's a sucker! I also left in a part with a girl with a G-cup bust doing hula hoop just so you can watch Tegoshi's absolute joy at the sight of her swirling her hips around. Ryo doesn't seem at all surprised that Pi must have had practice thrusting his hips all of the previous day (... is it okay if I imagine that practice involving Ryo + a bed...?! I mean, you do get to see Ryo sitting in Pi's lap in this clip, so surely I'm allowed to imagine this scene too!) Oh, and Pi was in a JAWS movie!! And Ryo had a strange fanboy when he was 14... someone who looked a lot, LOT older than him!

Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=QWD1JQU9
Filebam & others (Join 2 parts with HJsplit):
Part 1 http://www.filebam.com/download/49956-eaff0c/  or  http://www.shareonall.com/HEYx3_2008.04.28_NEWS_parts_English_subtitled.avi_fgol.001
Part 2 http://www.filebam.com/download/49971-e9204b/ or 
http://www.shareonall.com/HEYx3_2008.04.28_NEWS_parts_English_subtitled.avi_eafh.002 (has links to MF, Zshare, badongo, netload)

       Thank you to monomezurashii for helping to upload this clip  <33

Sorry, I accidently left out the part where Shige talks about how he's in the same class as Tanimura at law school (the G-cup girl). Bascially he just says that he's spoken to her 3 times before, but it feels uncomfortable talking to her on this show. I also deliberately left out the part where Tegoshi eats the natto (sticky stibnky beans) pudding, because all he said was "It's really good!" which hardly seemed worth subbing.

I'll work on the Hey!Say!JUMP parts over the next couple of days (it wasn't all that interesting, so I figured I'll leave it and get an early night's sleep instead.)

And thank you to whoever sent me the bear hug~! It made me feel all warm and fuzzy! I love teddy bears and I love hugs! But my favorite part was definitely the sweet comment that went with it. I totally understand about online fandoms sometimes being reallly unkind and all high & mighty. I'm glad that most of the JE fandom is pretty good. *mwah*  

"Music Station" (25 April, 2008) Maizu Tsukada (KinKi's Koichi) & KAT-TUN talk & "No More"

Length: 7 mins 00 secs
Size: 140 MB
Starring: Maizu Tsukasa (KinKi Kids' Domoto Koichi) KAT-TUN, Tamori
Highlights: To promote his new movie "Sushi Ouji," Domoto Koichi from KinKi Kids has released a song under his character's name: Maizu Tsukasa. KAT-TUN's Nakamaru Yuuichi is also in the movie, so he gets stuck trying to demonstrate karate poses in this clip. He fails badly at being a sea turtle, but then Koichi does an even worse job when he tries! I love this "No More" song too. I'm sure Koichi has no idea what he's singing about as it almost completely in English (or rather "Engrish") but it is so catchy! The dance is also pretty cool (depsite the fact that Koichi sucks at dancing.)

Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=WPG4V54Q
Shareonall (Click to find mediafire, zshare, badongo, netload, rapidshare links): -Join 2 parts with HJsplit-
Part 1 http://www.shareonall.com/MS_2008.04.25_Maizu_Tsukasa__KAT-TUN_English_subtitled.avi_qalt.001
Part 2 http://www.shareonall.com/MS_2008.04.25_Maizu_Tsukasa__KAT-TUN_English_subtitled.avi_ffag.002

"HEY! HEY! HEY!" show (6 August, 2007) Hey!Say!7 in the telephone box

Length: 3 mins 18 secs
Size: 36 MB
Starring: Hey!Say!7
Highlights: The HS7 members (Yuuto, Yamada, Chinen, Takaki, Arioka) introduce themselves and say which Johnnys person they admire the most. Chinen is thanked for his "unique" opinion!! Ha ha~ poor Ohno! They end with a really unorganized display of their "great teamwork." LOL

Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=112VDSC6
Filebam: http://www.filebam.com/download/49456-c48c10/
Rapidshare: http://rapidshare.de/files/39241708/_HEYx3__2007.08.06_Telephone_box_-_Hey_Say_7__English_subtitled_.avi.html

I think I remember this HS7 clip having been subbed by someone else a long time ago, but someone just requested it and seeing as it is so short and quick to do, I figured why not?

"HEY! HEY! HEY!" (19 June, 2006) TOKIO & V6 bowling competition

Length: 35 mins 02 secs
Size: 275 MB
Starring: TOKIO, V6, Downtown
Highlights: TOKIO, V6 and Downtown compete in a bowling tournament. Some of the guys look like pros with special robot-like wrist attachments (which don't seem to help their bowling skills very much!) One member who they nickname "Antique" struggles to know when his turn is and seems to suck at bowling. Which of the 7 teams they're divided into will win? Watch and laugh at Johnnys guys who literally throw the ball (!!) and others who bowl like old ladies, and one guy who even drops the ball backwards!?! ROFL

Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NJ256RMZ
Mediafire & Sendspace: (Join parts with HJsplit)
Part 1 http://www.mediafire.com/?2k1cmgfonfy or http://www.sendspace.com/file/7d868q
Part 2 http://www.mediafire.com/?jvgtsx2cch1 or http://www.sendspace.com/file/a4rrga
Part 3 http://www.mediafire.com/?j9gmjtnzkdv or http://www.sendspace.com/file/7ydesz

I'm still struggling a little with uploading at such slow speeds, so please let me know if any of the links don't work. They seem to go a bit nutty at times.

"Music Station Special" (12 Jan, 2007) Yamapi meets a litle girl fan  

Length: 2 mins 52 secs
Size: 30 MB
Starring: Yamapi & Kigurumi (2 little girls who are a singing duo)
Highlights: One little girl has a huge crush on Yamapi and (since she's part of a cute singing duo) she gets the chance to meet Yamapi. She asks him what kind of girl he likes and whether he's interested in younger girls or not. Her reactions are adorable, especially at the end with the way she won't wash her hand straight away!
 
Sendspace: http://www.sendspace.com/file/tnd3ia
Megaupload:  http://www.megaupload.com/?d=YWJJWO1K (Thanks to xarwenz for the link <3)
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=BK3O4M0Y 
Mediafire:   http://www.mediafire.com/?xccnqwd1j9z
   Thank you to ziyad for MF & MU links~ *sends love*


"HEY! HEY! HEY!" (4 Feb, 2008) KAT-TUN talk & "LIPS"  

Length: 9 mins 57 secs
Size: 95 MB (I dropped the quality a lot so I could upload it! If anyone wants, I could maybe try to make a higher quality version in a week or two's time)
Starring: KAT-TUN, Downtown
Highlights: KAT-TUN don't seem too worried that they hardly ever see each other these days. Nakamaru is surprised that the KJ8 boys clean up after themselves, while Downtown warn him not to hang out with Kanjani. And besides, weren't KJ8 fired already?! Kame meets famous people at the bathhouse. Oh, and his impersonation is even worse than what NEWS managed to do on this show!
 
Sendspace: http://www.sendspace.com/file/wmnov0
Megaupload :  http://www.megaupload.com/?d=IH314DFE
Mediafire:  http://www.mediafire.com/?ggudtydzy0p
     Thank you to ziyad for the MF & MU links~ *sends even more love* If the links don't work, scroll down to ziyad's comment to find them. For some reason the links aren't copying & pasting properly, even though I've tried enough times!

Gosh, I've just noticed that I've actually been quite productive during my vacation! I hadn't realized that I'd managed to sub so many requested clips, but I guess it probably just looks like a lot because most of the clips are really short~!
Will upload these remaining finished clips in the next few weeks (assuming the internet in my apartment is "an okay speed" like the former tenant said when we spoke the other day):
* "Ya-Ya-yah!" show (28 Feb, 2003) Hakone Hot Springs Trip Part 2
* "Ya-Ya-yah!" show (16 March, 2003) Trip to Universal Studio Japan Ep.1
* "The Shounen Club" (21 Aug, 2005) Our Summer - Special review show hosted by Jin & Yamapi
* Kaiki Club series - episodes 8 to 10

By next weekend I should know if I'll be able to keep subbing or not. It will depend on what the upload/downloading is like.
Hopefully I'll have access to MU & CB, otherwise I probably won't be able to download the raw videos to be able to use to sub from.

 "HEY! HEY! HEY!" show (25 Feb, 2008) NEWS talk & "Taiyou no Namida"

Length: 14 mins 56 secs
Size: 190 MB
Starring: NEWS, Downtown
Highlights: Ryo wants all the NEWS members to join Yamapi & him when they get drunk together. Shige cries when he's drunk and tells everyone he loves them. Tegoshi told Koyama that he sucks at dancing. Ryo snoops around on other people's computers and found the oh-so-sexy lyrics that Tegoshi had written.

Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=YA84LK3G
Divided into 2 parts which need to be joined with HJsplit:
Part 1 http://www.mediafire.com/?5hyitmtbend
   http://sharebee.com/3ecf7446
   http://www.badongo.com/file/8013703
   http://www.zshare.net/download/815063808dd766/
Part 2 http://www.mediafire.com/?ev4xn2hlarz
   http://sharebee.com/dfd50087
   http://www.badongo.com/file/8013737
   http://www.zshare.net/download/8150757d1361a8/
   

I just watched the rest of the show while I was waiting for this to upload and I realized that NEWS talked at other parts of the show too. They didn't say anything too interesting though, so I can't be bothered cutting the little bits out and adding them to this (It was just things like Ryo talking about how he keeps pressing the button on the TV remote in the hotel so that he can watch porn for free for as long as possible! And Shige talking about how he was stopped on the street and he said that he's not allowed to take photos, before realizing they wanted him to take the photo, not be in it!!)

 "HEY! HEY! HEY!" (21 Jan, 2008) Matchy with Question talk & performance

Length: 7 mins 25 secs
Size: 143 MB
Starring: Matchy (Kondo Masahiko), QUESTION?, Domoto Koichi (KinKi Kids), Yokoyama You (Kanjani 8), Downtown
Highlights: Highlights of Matchy's previous appearances on HEY!x3. My favorite part is when Yokoyama appears and asks why Kanjani are always left out of JE get-togethers, then how Matchy has the same opinion about Kanjani 8 as what I do! Ha ha!! Also it appears that both Matchy and Kochi have been quite naughty and need to keep their past well hidden!!

Clubbox: http://down.clubbox.co.kr/johnnyjr/hqayf
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UNU8QASF
Mediafire: (Join 2 files with HJsplit)
Part 1 http://www.mediafire.com/?1xnj1ogt5ox
Part 2 http://www.mediafire.com/?4yz3lccy3th

I ran out of time to upload this earlier today, so here it is. It's really quite funny. Yout don't have to be a fan of any of those that appear in it to find it amusing. Downtown are great comedians~!!

"HEY! HEY! HEY!" (4 Jan, 2005) NEWS (& Kanjani 4) talk

Length: 33 mins 53 secs
Size: 314 MB
Starring: NEWS (+ Uchi & Kusano!), Kanjani 8 (4?!) (Yoko, Murakami, Ryo, Uchi)
Note: Although officially this is a NEWS appearance on HEYx3, the NEWS members barely talk. Tegoshi & Kusano each say two lines, I think Yamapi says about 3, Koyama does his best to talk a bit, while Massu & Shige don't say a single word at all during the entire 34 minute clip~!!! Most of the clip is about a comedian whose mother has a crush on Yamapi, then about 2 friendly vs. scary volleyball players.
Highlights: NEWS > KJ8 eg. Uchi had to choose between NEWS & KJ8 and he chose NEWS. Ryo says KJ8 are idiots and that he is superior to them. The hosts agree that KJ8 are idiots and that NEWS (particularly Yamapi) are much more grown-up than their older Osakan counterparts. NEWS stop talking (not that they were talking much to begin with!!) when KJ8 come out and they seem to back off a lot. Yoko & Hina beg to be allowed to join NEWS (or at least eat their food~!)

Clubbox: http://down.clubbox.co.kr/johnnyjr/lbwqf <-- Please use this link if possible.
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XAWN4A18
Divshare: (Join files with HJsplit)
Part 1 http://www.divshare.com/download/3435572-cda
Part 2 http://www.divshare.com/download/3435448-928
Mediafire: (Join files with HJsplit)
Part 1 http://www.mediafire.com/?7l1rjnobilr
Part 2 http://www.mediafire.com/?6ndeelmd419
Part 3 http://www.mediafire.com/?f3mk4gtvnd5
Part 4 http://www.mediafire.com/?9ylzd1japde

Hey! Hey! Hey (12 Nov, 2007) Hey! Say! JUMP talk part

Length: 5 mins 45 secs
Size: 109 MB
Starring:  Hey! Say! JUMP, EXILE, Downtown
Highlights: HSJ get teased about "who stole the lunch money!?" and Morimoto gets asked about which member picks on him and hides his shoes. Chinen & the littlest kids get to dance the famous "Choo Choo Train" dance with EXILE.

Clubbox: http://down.clubbox.co.kr/johnnyjr/ph3hf
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6BJ6MG25
Divshare: http://www.divshare.com/download/3082712-eb9
Mediafire: Join with HJsplit
Part 1 http://www.mediafire.com/?1ssyn1ewooe
Part 2 http://www.mediafire.com/?2f3rkg7ul3y

24 Hour TV (16 Aug, 2007) Tsubasa's letter to Tackey + Story behind T&T

Length: 7 mins 02 secs
Size:  62 MB
Starring:  Tackey & Tsubasa
Highlights: Tackey gets slapped *hard* on the face by someone he admires!!! Tsubasa reads his letter (and in my opinion fakes his tears in the middle of that letter) then can't hide his tear-filled eyes when Tackey responds with one simple word: Thanks.

Clubbox: http://down.clubbox.co.kr/johnnyjr/oh3hf
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=M3IC4I5Z
Divshare: http://www.divshare.com/download/3082515-ea5
Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?ebyw12dewjn

Here are the two more requests done. Next up will probably be:
* Ya-Ya-yah - 10 April, 2005 Playing pranks on Koyama
* Gakkou e Ikou - 10 Aug, 2004 Tackey as the guest in game segment
* Shounen Club - 8 Feb, 2004 NEWS with Detective Toma & Yamapi's first love story
* HEY! HEY! HEY! - 4 July 2005 NEWS as the guest
* HEY! HEY! HEY! - 8 Oct, 2007 Kanjani8 as the guest
* Mucha Buri 8! - 15 May, 2007 Crystal Kay as the guest <-- apparently JE Mix fansubs are doing this, so I guess I won't do it too

As always, feel free to share as long as you remember to credit me.
Enjoy~~

HEY! HEY! HEY! (27 Oct, 2003) NEWS talk (Without the performance, sorry)

Length: 13 mins 03 secs
Size: 145 MB
Starring:  NEWS, Downtown
Highlights: NEWS 1st appearance on HEYx3, featuring the original 9 member NEWS group! Uchi gets told he should be in a host club, Yamapi gets told that people like him don't ride trains. Tegoshi gets told off for turning Ryo into a benchwarmer. And the hosts predict that NEWS will have less members very soon (Ah, the irony~)

Clubbox: http://down.clubbox.co.kr/johnnyjr/g9i4f
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=G5Y7CBEB
Divshare: http://www.divshare.com/download/2666849-0cd

HEY! HEY! HEY! (22 Dec, 2003) NEWS talk & performance of "NEWS Nippon"

Length: 6 mins 41 secs
Size: 66 MB
Starring:  NEWS, Downtown
Highlights: NEWS 2nd appearance on HEYx3. NEWS are down to 6 members now as Moriuchi has quit and the 2 Osaka boys weren't invited. Poor Tegoshi gets teased about his messy hair and how no one cares about him, then all the members freeze their butts off singing in front of their very own Christmas tree.

Clubbox:  http://down.clubbox.co.kr/johnnyjr/g3j4f
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=21IA74CD
Divshare: http://www.divshare.com/download/2666652-d89
Sendspace: http://www.sendspace.com/file/4rwv4z

HEY! HEY! HEY! (10 May, 2004) NEWS talk & performance of "Kibou ~Yell~"

Length: 6 mins 42 secs
Size: 66 MB
Starring:  NEWS, Downtown
Highlights: NEWS 3rd appearance on HEYx3. This time Uchi & Ryo are back again. Yamapi & Koyama are teased about how they faked their way into one of Japan's top universities. Then the hosts give Yamapi advice on how to deal with papparazzi (sp?), while Tegoshi refuses to tell when he has been bullied.

Clubbox:  http://down.clubbox.co.kr/johnnyjr/hvi4f
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=0QQ359IJ
Divshare:  http://www.divshare.com/download/2666651-252
Sendspace: http://www.sendspace.com/file/35o4oi


I know I said I'd wait until the weekend to post these, but Friday is close enough to the weekend, isn't it?  I've also given up on Mediafire because it has become too unreliable lately. Are there any countries that can't use Divshare? I don't know, but I figure I'll stick to it until another better site comes along.

As always, feel free to share, but please leave a message to tell me where you're taking it to as comments are LOVE~~
Enjoy~

HEY! HEY! HEY! (13th August, 2007) Tackey & Tsubasa talk in the telephone box segment
Length: 2 mins 58 secs
Size: 27 MB
Starring:  Tackey & Tsubasa
Highlights: Tackey & Tsubasa have a "You're cooler than I am" fight, then follow it up with a sword fight where Tsubasa stabs Tackey. (Okay, maybe listening to Tackey is making me exaggerate things a little... but I'm not exactly lying about those highlight either!!)
Clubbox: http://down.clubbox.co.kr/johnnyjr/f282e
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5MSZIQK0
Sendspace: http://www.sendspace.com/file/9r4m7j


Domoto Brothers (1st July, 2007) 300th show & KinKi Kids 10th year SP
Length: 25 mins 08 secs
Size: 297 MB
Starring: KinKi Kids, Domoto Brothers band
Highlights: KinKi kids play a live medley of 11 of their best hit songs, one from each year since they debuted, from 1997 to 2007 to celebrate their 300th show and 10 year anniversary.
Clubbox: http://down.clubbox.co.kr/johnnyjr/efckd
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=45HDBTJ0


MentoreG (27th May, 2007) Behind the scenes at "Operation Love" (Proposal Daisakusen)
Length: 3 mins 21 secs
Size: 33 MB
Starring: Yamashita Tomohisa (NEWS), Nagasawa Masami, TOKIO
Highlights: The meeting of Masami's victims & Yamapi's latest cute nickname
Clubbox: http://down.clubbox.co.kr/johnnyjr/3pu4d
Divshare: http://www.divshare.com/download/2721580-f0a



Sakigake! Music Ranking Vegas (17th May, 2007) - Tegomasu
Length: 1 min 30 secs
Size: 16 MB
Starring: Tegomasu (Tegoshi Yuuya & Masuda Takahisa)
Highlights: Their overly energetic "Vegas~!!!" and their thoughts on what they would do if the world were to end tomorrow.
Clubbox: http://down.clubbox.co.kr/johnnyjr/2f55d
Mediafire:  http://www.mediafire.com/?2ho0oignmwv
Sendspace: http://www.sendspace.com/file/akgiye


Zubari Iu Wa Yo (8th Aug, 2006) – Tackey & Tsubasa
Length:19 minutes
Size: 213 MB
Starring: Tackey & Tsubasa, Hosoki Kazuko-sensei, Cream Stew
Summary: This episode features Tackey & Tsubasa giving a performance of "Ho! Summer,” talking a bit about Tsubasa's worries (which are both about Tackey), and then playing a game where they had to take turn saying things before the balloon popped. Tackey is such a baby when it comes to balloons and stuff.  He is terrified of loud noises, so he panicked during the balloon game.  And he always overreacts too!!
Clubbox link: http://down.clubbox.co.kr/johnnyjr/3nt29
Megaupload link: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=X6F41PN6
Mediafire link: (Join with HJsplit)
  Part 1 http://www.mediafire.com/?234xany2b9l
  Part 2 http://www.mediafire.com/?9lzy0edgfxm
  Part 3 http://www.mediafire.com/?1zlgdedivt9


HEY! HEY! HEY! (23 Jan, 2006)-  Tackey & Tsubasa drawing contest
Length: 16 minutes
Size: 172 MB
Starring: Tackey & Tsubasa, Downtown (Hamada & Matsumoto)
Summary: On this HEY!x3 show they had to draw pictures.  Tsubasa said that Tackey is a terrible artist, and after looking at Tackey’s lion, I'd have to agree!  It looks like a rabbit to me! They also performed "Venus." Usually Tsubasa doesn't talk much on variety shows, but the episode focused on him, so it was nice to see him in the limelight for a change.
Clubbox link: http://down.clubbox.co.kr/johnnyjr/w5d19
Megaupload link: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=YDGK4QJ2
Mediafire link: (Join with HJsplit)
  Part 1 http://www.mediafire.com/?czz7n34zoxq
  Part 2 http://www.mediafire.com/?3wtns4mjmzx


YamaP & his Mom's Trip to Hakone (Jan/Feb 2000)
Length: 12 mins 50 secs
Size: 221 MB
Starring: Yamashita Tomohisa (YamaP), Takizawa Hideaki (Tackey) and YamaP's mom
Summary: Follow up to "Guess Who Is YamaP's Mom" show. YamaP and his mom go on an overnight trip to Hakone. Tackey secretly follows along to support YamaP and tries to get YamaP's mom to have a good time.
Clubbox: http://down.clubbox.co.kr/johnnyjr/5hcjc
Divshare:
Part 1 - http://www.divshare.com/download/3112156-22b
Part 2 - http://www.divshare.com/download/3112130-17d


Guess Who Is YamaP's Mom (24 Nov, 1999)
Length: 7 mins 30 secs
Size: 77 MB
Starring: Yamashita Tomohisa (YamaP), Takizawa Hideaki (Tackey), and some small parts of Imai Tsubasa, Matsumoto Jun (Arashi), Yokoyama Yu (Kanjani8)
Summary: Quiz show hosted by Tackey where the Jrs and others have to guess which of 4 women are YamaP's mom. At the end, YamaP reads a letter to his mom.
Note: This clip is poor quality, sorry. I couldn't find a better quality raw file to put the subtitles on.
Clubbox: http://down.clubbox.co.kr/johnnyjr/3hcjc
Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?6egmjynytqh