"SMAPxSMAP" (4 Aug, 2003) P-chan serenades Mama
Length: 7 mins 11 secs
Size: 41 MB
Starring: Kimura Takuya & Katori Shingo & Inagaki Goro (SMAP)
Highlights: I can't help but find myself falling in love with P-chan (the family's sleazy pet dog played by KimuTaku) when he serenades Mama. His tongue movements as he gets set to kiss her are hilarious! And I have to admit that I blushed & thought P-chan's tail looked like something else when he made it wag up & down as mama petted him *_*
- Hardsubbed version -
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=TR2DZYUQ
Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?hnmgomfyyng 

"SMAPxSMAP" (1 Sept, 2003) P-chan barbecue
Length: 6 mins 49 secs
Size: 42 MB
Starring: Kimura Takuya & Katori Shingo & Inagaki Goro (SMAP)
Highlights: It's mama's birthday, so P-chan decides to give her a present. First he tortures Shingo, then later he also takes our his evil side on Papa too.
- Hardsubbed version -
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VP4GHN9N
Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?n42mil2ddyz 

"SMAPxSMAP" (2 June, 2003) Kimura family
Length: 5 mins 17 secs
Size: 29 MB
Starring: Kimura Takuya (SMAP)
Highlights: KimuTaku teams up with a some other actors & actresses who also happen to have the family name "Kimura" to play a family. He shows us the trick to answering tricky questions such as when women ask "How old do I look?"
- Hardsubbed version -
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9ADRERLL
Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?htywo5rzggz 

 * Bonus clip *
"Music Station" (10 July, 2009) Tegomasu talk & "Tanabata Matsuri"
Length: 5 mins 24 secs
Size: 88 MB <-- Lovely quality
Starring: Tegomasu, Perfume, Yajiuma Biyoushitsu
Highlights: Tegomasu are worried about their lack of talking skills - and maybe that's why they were given a 30 second talk segment on this show and had the rest of the time taken up with the other guests showing off their versions of introducing themselves! And they sure must have spent a lot of time & money making a bright & cheery song set - but was it really worth spending that much on it?!
Softsubs: http://www.mediafire.com/?jyq3mdewmyd
- Hardsubbed version -
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=4UY9KLVP
Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?iq5ibtqqjg1 
 

"Nakai Super Drama Festival" (6 July, 2009) Yamapi parts
Length: 6 mins 18 secs
Size: 92 MB <-- Beautiful quality
Starring: Yamashita Tomohisa (NEWS), Nakai Masahiro & Kusanagi Tsuyoshi (SMAP)
Highlights: Yamapi has to hit a ballon in an archery challenge, score a goal in a mini basketball contest and knock over at least 6 pins in bowling to give the "Buzzer Beat" team a come from behind victory. Being a Johnnys, naturally he excels at all those sports.... or does he?!
Softsubs: http://www.mediafire.com/?xm0bmtctdzn
- Hardsubbed version -
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=3I53T0VC
Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?ejb2txyym0w 
Sendspace: http://www.sendspace.com/file/rb5rt5 Thanks to fecundeety

"Zoom In" (6 July, 2009) Blood type O like Japan!?
Length: 1 min 46 secs
Size: 15 MB
Starring: Tegomasu
Highlights: The last few seconds of the clip are the best where Massu says that it's because he is blood type O that he likes Japanese-style things. But Tegoshi seems to disagree...
Softsubs: http://www.mediafire.com/?tn52uhxtvyj
- Hardsubbed version -
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=T9GC38WI
Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?z4am1littn5 

"Souryoku Houdou! The News" (9 July, 2009) Ryo & Tackey pray for drama success
Length: 48 secs
Size: 6 MB
Starring: Takizawa Hideaki (T&?), Nishikido Ryo (NEWS), glimpse of Yaotome Hikaru (Hey!Say!JUMP)
Highlights: As usual at the start of a Japanese drama, the cast go to a shrine to pray that it is successful & safe. Ryo talks about difficult choices such as choosing between NEWS & KJ8 your child or wife drowning.
Softsubs: http://www.mediafire.com/?yz2hynwnmgz
- Hardsubbed version -
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZRQRQPVA
Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?j2njw5cyokx

"Waratte Ii Tomo" (8 July, 2009) Tegoshi Yuya on telephone shocking
Length: 12 mins 21 secs
Size: 99 MB
Starring: Tegoshi Yuya (NEWS), Tamori
Highlights: Tegoshi mentions that he thought dolls were alive until he was 12 years old! He shows us the conversations he had with them & the cute doll voices he made up. He also talks about what he cooks for himself since he lives alone now and about his weird karaoke habit.
Softsubs: http://www.mediafire.com/?jmqa0bbjztm <-- I cut the clip, so these won't work for anyone except people who may want to use them for translating
- Hardsubbed version -
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=0IBJXK38
Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?dimltvtvz2g

* Bonus *
I was going to release a batch of these P-chan clips so I uploaded this one last weekend, but I've been sick this week & spent most of my time sleeping, so I didn't end up subbing any of the others yet. I figure I may as well release this just so the links don't die! I'll get around to doing the rest of the batch of P-chan clips sometime soon.
"SMAPxSMAP" (16 June, 2003) P-chan moves to a new house
Length: 2 mins 10 secs
Size: 7 MB <-- Bad quality & annoying Korean subtitles on it
Starring: Kimura Takuya & Katori Shingo (SMAP)
Highlights: Kimura plays a sexy dog called P-chan who keeps trying to seduce his owner's wife (?!). Shingo is the young son who hates his sleazy family pet. In this clip P-chan asks if loving a dog would be forbidden.
- Hardsubbed version -
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=FVULTYS7
Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?u1dmznhin5t
 

"SMAPxSMAP" (29 June, 2009) SMAP meet Michael Jackson
Length: 22 mins 23 secs
Size: 178 MB
Starring: Michael Jackson, SMAP
Highlights: This is footage from Michael's visit to Japan in May 2006. SMAP don't know that Michael is coming to the studio & they are busy practicing a song when he walks in. Michael seems to like SMAP's music, judging by the way he was grooving to the beat & turning up the volume! It's so hilarious when Nakai keeps asking "Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson?" when he's standing directly in front of him! It's so cute to see JE guys in fanboy mode.
Softsubs: http://www.mediafire.com/?dozo1wmdinm
- Hardsubbed version -
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=PS0GKISP
Mediafire: Join 2 parts with HJsplit before you watch it
001 http://www.mediafire.com/?zi4htjznn0j
002 http://www.mediafire.com/?mu2l2cznqm0 

As usual, it's okay to share my subbed projects anywhere~ *Share the JE love*

You may have seen the original version from 2006 which I subbed when I was part of a fansubbing team. Anyhow, since that one's now locked away (and I'm too nervous about upsetting anyone to ask if they'd let me share it!) so I decided to just resub the whole thing again.
 

"Zoom In" & "Omoikkiri Don" (8 June, 2009) Ryo & Yamada's 24 Hour TV drama promo
Length: 3 mins 2 secs
Size: 13 MB
Starring: Nishikido Ryo (NEWS), Yamada Ryosuke (Hey!Say!JUMP)
Thanks to: http://nana-chan59.livejournal.com/ for the raw clip
Note: I don't know the actual date of this clip because non-Clubbox clips never seem to come with dates or show names. I just decided to stick it at this date to match the other clip in this post!
Highlights: I feel bad for admitting this, but Ryo's weird shaking fit thing made me laugh! It didn't look realistic at all from the angle we were shown it, so I sure hope they edit it for better camera angles in the actual drama.
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9YIP61X6
Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?rytlwx4uiow 

"SMAPxSMAP" (8 June, 2009) World's 3 sexy men meet Daiba mama
Length: 6 mins 30 secs
Size: 70 MB
Starring: Kimura Takuya & Katori Shingo (SMAP), Josh Hartnett (USA actor), Lee Byung-Hun (sexy Korean actor)
Highlights: The 3 international super-studs are promoting their new movie "I Come With The Rain" and go to visit a fortune teller lady played by SMAP's Shingo. He tries his best to perve on the 2 non-SMAP guys, but KimuTaku keeps stepping in & stopping his attempts. The Korean guy taking off his shirt to show off his sexy, muscly arms made me remember why he's my favorite Korean actor! And his meowing pose was adorable~
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UKH7B1Y5
Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?ymk1zznncji

Sorry, I seem to be flooding your f-list pages today. Usually I hold back and try not to post more than once a day, but oh well...

"Osama no Brunch" (6 June, 2009) KimuTaku x Kame interview
Length: 13 mins 25 secs
Size: 87 MB
Starring: Kimura Takuya (SMAP), Kamenashi Kazuya (KAT-TUN)
Highlights: Have I told you all lately how much I love KimuTaku? He's so nice to everyone! He even walks in piggbacking Kame! Kimura talks about his chance encounter with "I'm THE Kamenashi" and how it led to them going shopping together. And I'm sure we'd all love to know what question KimuTaku whispered to Kame.
Softsubs: http://www.mediafire.com/?enoeg25xmyn
- Hardsubbed version -
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=I9EZ7535
Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?dgtbz5nozg2 
Sendspace: http://www.sendspace.com/file/t4wvh 9 Thanks to fecundeety


*Bonus* Because I was bored waiting for the Mr. Brain clip to upload and decided to sub a couple of ads while I was waiting
TV ad (April 2005) Tegoshi & Tsubasa - Tongari corn chips
Length: 15 secs
Size: 4 MB
Starring: Tegoshi Yuya (NEWS), Imai Tsubasa (I think his group has vanished!)
Highlights: I just find this really cute to see such a random combination together! In true fandom style, let me make up a name for this pairing. I vote for Tegotsu or Imagoshi.
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=V8DN6X06
Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?vmndymytjmj 

TV ad (April 2009) Okada Junichi - papico ice candy
Length: 15 secs
Size: 1 MB
Starring: Okada Junichi (V6)
Highlights: Okada does the dumbest actions with his ice candy! But then some office worker lady catches him in the act and he embarrasingly offers her one too.
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F881UU80
Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?mnltymjmdwm 

As usual, feel free to share my subbed clips anywhere but please remember to credit me. Thanks~

SMAP's 2008 super.modern.artistic.performance tour Concert
Released 17 Dec, 2008
Divided into 6 parts because that was how I downloaded it (and I've still been too lazy to learn how to burn my own DVDs so I have to rely on other people to upload stuff!)
Zipped file of softsubs: http://www.mediafire.com/?zmmdz4gjzgt 

Part 1 (Disc 1)
Length: 33 mins 48 secs
Size: 427 MB
Highlights: Tartan! And vampires! A roulette wheel and a blue lightning slide! And so many different songs with lyrics that makes me laugh and lyrics that make me want to cry.
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GEGVYESP 

Part 2 (Disc 1)
Length: 33 mins 12 secs
Size: 432 MB
Highlights: Some really cool R&B songs in this part and (you're probably not going to be believe me, but it's true) they sing songs with plenty of English in them! That's right! Not Engrish, but real, pretty much understandable English! *shock* There's also KimiTaku's groovy solo song and happy dirty SMAP who then sing about Mt. Everest!
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XMHYRS48 

Part 3 (Disc 1)
Length: 35 mins 49 secs
Size: 402 MB
Highlights: SMAP become cyborg conrollers (?) and ride around on those scooter thingys that appear at most Johnny's concerts. Then there's also a beautiful little grandma skit. Nakai may not be able to sing, but he sure knows how to entertain! It was a brilliantly set up song.
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ACRCDMFS 

Part 4 (Disc 2)
Length: 30 mins 32 secs
Size: 232 MB
Highlights: Kusanagi plays the piano while SMAP are dressed as Indians or Eskimos. Then KimuTaku plays the guitar while the Indians & Eskimos gather around him and sing. What the heck was with the violent harmonica-eating dog-beating clown?
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=O86XVEY5 

Part 5 (Disc 2)  
Length: 30 mins 40 secs
Size: 344 MB
Highlights: Shingo sings his entirely-in-English song which is much cuter & has more meaningful lyrics than Jin & Pi's sex-mad English songs! And this part ends with SMAP's funny Sexy And The City skit where they choose the seats of people who can go and sing with them on the stage later.
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=4KI39B23

Part 6 (Disc 2)
Length: 30 mins 22 secs
Size: 384 MB
Highlights: There's a brief glimpse of HSJ & some Juniors in the audience. Then there's lovely KimuTaku papa with a kid on his shoulders and lovely big brother KimuTaku as he hoists HSJ onto his moving platform. As you can tell, I got bored of translating all the thank you's & bye-byes, so if they say something you don't understand, chances are that it's just some variation of "thanks." By the way, can I ask why there were 16 people in charge of "balloons" in the credits?! Did they all have to sit around & blow into them to blow them up or something!?
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=IONRGDUA

Mediafire links thanks to the amazing saragnayan :
part1 disc1 mf folder: http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=360b74c32db0a4640c814df2efeadc505eb6420974acf1e0c95965eaa7bc68bc 
part2 disc1 mf folder: http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=360b 74c32db0a4640c814df2efeadc50145f91283b9e 839ac95965eaa7bc68bc
part3 disc1 mf folder: http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=360b 74c32db0a4640c814df2efeadc5053d6bccd8f51 606c5621d66e282a0ee8
part4 disc2 mf folder: http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=360b 74c32db0a4640c814df2efeadc50854267c811d4 d41bc95965eaa7bc68bc
part5 disc2 mf folder: http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=360b 74c32db0a4640c814df2efeadc50fd4b883a3745 efbc5be6ba49b5870170
part6 disc2 mf folder: http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=360b 74c32db0a4640c814df2efeadc50bfabf118b6f8 b5d7b8eada0a1ae8665a


I'd hoped to release this at the end of last month, but hardsubbing it took forever, so it ended up taking a week longer than I expected. But here it is! And it is SO SO SO SO much better than the sucky KinKi concert I half-subbed a few weeks back. This is what a concert should really be like in my opinion! It's truly entertaining!
I haven't subbed the 3rd disc with the talk parts because I'm lazy and have never even bothered to watch that disc yet myself either! I flicked through it when I first got it, but it looked a bit dull... and I don't particularly like concert MC talk parts so the only times I ever watch them is if I'm subbing them!

"SMAPxSMAP" (21 May, 2007) Spiderman 3 skit
Length: 8 mins 29 secs
Size: 79 MB
Starring: Inagaki Goro & Kusanagi Tsuyoshi & Nakai Masahiro (SMAP)
Highlights: Kusanagi is Spiderman and has to save a blonde girl by crossing across a "spider's web over the flooded town." It's hilarious watching him attempt to breathe in his Spiderman mask. He is so bad that the blonde chick ends up calling on Goro for help. But Goro's first step onto the web doesn't leave anyone with much faith in how well he'll perform!
Softsubs: http://www.mediafire.com/?auzwkodyyjm
- Hardsubbed version -
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=BCMDRRE3
Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?dzugnz2lfmw 

"SMAPxSMAP" (18 Aug, 2003) Kusanagi's Midsummer night's dream
Length: 13 mins 1 sec
Size: 69 MB
Starring: SMAP
Thanks to: dangel the raw file
Highlights: Kusanagi dreams that he is the leader of SMAP and he makes all the others act out his dream. Unfortunately, the other SMAP members love to tease and annoy him and manage to ruin it every time! I loved watching KimuTaku laugh so hard when Kusanagi went into super excited mode!
Softsubs: http://www.mediafire.com/?yijtjydglnu
- Hardsubbed version -
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=H8PTPTPK
Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?jw2ondzdluw 
Sendspace: http://www.sendspace.com/file/5474up Thanks to fecundeety
 

Making of "NIN x NIN" movie (August 2004) Chinen Yuri's 400 day adventure!
Length: 24 mins 56 secs
Size: 119 MB
Starring: Chinen Yuri (HEY!SAY!JUMP), Katori Shingo (SMAP)
Highlights: Warning: Extreme cuteness! I thought Chinen was adorable when HSJ debuted, but he's even cuter in this! He's just 9 years old and is living away from his family for a couple of months as he's making the movie. The way he sits on Shingo's knee at the end and cries has to be the sweetest thing ever! It was funny how concerned a comedian was when he injured poor Yuri too! We also get to see Chinen's family. His mom & dad seem to be very talented too. 
Softsubs: http://www.mediafire.com/?ztzy4ycgdjj
- Hardsubbed version -
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=53LBACQI
Mediafire: Join 2 parts with HJsplit before watching
001 http://www.mediafire.com/?ckntmdwgvyz
002 http://www.mediafire.com/?tmqyxoynit3 

"Zoom In" (3 April, 2009) NEWS new song "Koi no ABO"
Length: 1 mins 20 secs
Size: 7 MB
Starring: NEWS
Highlights: The news casters seem to like NEWS's new song and I like laughing at NEWS disco dancing. The lyrics to the song are really funny and talk about the personalities that people with each blood type are said to have and how some blood types are said to be well matched and others aren't, but that people should ignore that and just like whoever they like.
Softsubs: http://www.mediafire.com/?mdjd5i2leri
- Hardsubbed version -
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=FAUAMC3W
Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?nnzjgzm5ztv 

It's okay to share these anywhere you like, but please credit me. Thanks~

"Utaban" (5 Feb, 2009) KAT-TUN talk, train lunches quiz & "ONE DROP" performance

Length: 12 min 8 secs
Size: 274 MB
Starring: KAT-TUN, Nakai Masahiro (SMAP)
Highlights: I'm glad I'm not the only one who also believes KT won't last long as a group! The train game was kind of pointless, but I guess that's what Utaban is all about. I'm not so impressed with "ONE DROP" either, but at least the boys look nice in their outfits and seem to like trying to act cool. I still think Kame looks like a total twerp when he dances, but then I think he looks like a twerp no matter what he does, so I guess that's nothing new...!
Softsubs: http://www.mediafire.com/?zemcnimw3zm

* Hardsubbed version *
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=S8TD7EUS
Zshare: http://www.zshare.net/video/552393294621ed5c/ Thanks to ynaoblivious ^^
Mediafire: Join 3 parts with HJsplit before watching it
001 http://www.mediafire.com/?nvmcjzyolwm
002 http://www.mediafire.com/?tytdkmyizkv
003 http://www.mediafire.com/?z1int5n3nd3

Right, time to un-friendlock this post & get rid of the dull "safe" version. If you don't like what I have to say, don't read my highlights~

"Utaban" (4 Dec, 2008) KAT-TUN vs Utaban staff - 3 matches

Length: 12 mins 22 secs
Size: 96 MB
Starring: KAT-TUN, Nakai Masahiro (SMAP), Ishibashi
Note: No softsubs because I added the last bit onto the video, so your raw versions would probably only work for the first 10 minutes, not for the last 2 minutes.
Highlights: KT play 2 (and a half) games against the Utaban "staff." The first is a "Look Over There" contest. KT are suprisingly good at it and do it so fast! The next not-really-a-game is some guy who plays two recorders at the same time. And they end with the sumo matches against that same lady as last time. Once again she favors Kame who tries to knock her dead with his kindness and winks.
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=QCXQH4OC
Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?in40ygtz2hy 

"Ousama no Brunch" (6 Dec, 2008) KAT-TUN Xmas interview

Length: 2 mins 48 secs
Size: 28 MB
Starring: KAT-TUN
Highlights: All of KT seem in a incredibly good mood in this clip! They're all happy & joke with each other. Is this the first & last ever display we'll get to see of KAT-TUN's "member ai" ?! We get to hear who Kame & Akanishi want to spend Christmas with. First Jin says his ideal Xmas is a secret, but then jokes along with the other members who beg him to tell everyone. Ueda attempts to joke with Taguchi, but fails (and Taguchi gets the blame!)  Meanwhile Nakamaru is busy trying to push his new "RESCUE" drama by going on about how he'll be a hero (which he refers to as a "Power Ranger" so I guess that's his idea of what a hero is like!)
Softsubs if you prefer them: http://www.mediafire.com/?m0wmuaygmdt
- Hardsubs -
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UBOYXV8Y
Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?zdzhijtjymm 
Sendspace: http://www.sendspace.com/file/z61o7x Thanks once again to awesome fecundeety

P.S to Kame fans: If you don't have anything nice to say, please don't comment. I'm getting sick of deleting Kame fan's comments that try to create flame wars any time I post a Kame clip up. Feel free to create a post on your own LJ that flames my subbed works/my opinions/me, but please keep such comments away from my LJ so that you don't turn me away from being a KAT-TUN fan in the same way that the T&T and KJ8 fans did. Thank you.

"Utaban" (4 Dec, 2008) KAT-TUN talk & "White X'mas"

Length: 8 mins 31 secs
Size: 56 MB
Starring: KAT-TUN, Nakai Masahiro (SMAP), Ishibashi
Highlights: KAT-TUN worry if Nakamaru will be able to save anyone in his new "RESCUE" drama, or if he'll end up being the one who has to be saved in each episode! Nakamaru has a line that affects whether he'll bungy jump or not. And once again he feels the need to show us how to make bubbles. The clip wasn't all that interesting, but on the bright side, Jin was in a really good, bubbly mood on this day (for the first time in like, forever!!)
Softsubs that will work if your file is the same length as mine: http://www.mediafire.com/?kqyjyodzrjn

- Hardsubs -
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=TCEV8Z25
Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?jdmnwmlmvjj
FileFactory: http://www.filefactory.com/file/363 da6/n/_Utaban_2008_12_04_KAT-TUN_talk_Wh ite_X_mas_avi  Thanks to fecundeety <3
Sendspace: http://www.sendspace.com/file/lfk7wj Thanks to fecundeety <3

P.S. Please do not post this at that locked JOR community as I just read a message (a little too late!) & it seems they may be working on their own subbed version.

"Utaban" (12 August, 2004) NEWS & Nakai as volleyball supporters

Length: 14 mins 02 secs
Size: 92 MB
Starring: NEWS (including Kusano, but with no Uchi or Ryo), Nakai Masahiro (SMAP)
Highlights: It's the second time NEWS were on Utaban and it took Nakai forever to notice that there were only 6 members this time! Nakai goes to watch the Japanese volleyball team's practice and has a great time there. Poor Shige is upset that the girl who said she was his fan now says she's a SMAP fan! Yamapi worries that if he dated a volleyball player and they had a fight, she'd slap him too hard. (It seems that he expects to be slapped by his girlfriend...!!) And NEWS perform "Akaku Moyuru Taiyou" with only 6 people, while Koyama follow's along in Nakai's footsteps as the non-singer of the group!
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=HKI8VGX8
Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?miatdmnzuom 
Sendspace: http://www.sendspace.com/file/y0s3a9  Thanks to fecundeety <3

Real life is a little busy these days again (and there aren't any clips that I desperately feel like subbing lately) so expect less releases than I've been making recently (maybe...? Sparkly clips will make me change my mind immediately! *smiles*)

"Utaban" (20 July, 2006) KAT-TUN & a magician

Length: 13 mins 06 secs
Size: 81 MB
Starring: KAT-TUN, Nakai Masahiro (SMAP), Monsieur Pierr (a magician)
Note #1: There is another part to this show that has KT sumo wrestling, but it's been subbed before by someone else, so I only subbed the first part
Note #2: This magician has appeared before when Yamapi was on the show and I think it's a great clip if you haven't watched it yet, here it is:  http://newshfan.livejournal.com/13290.html  It's also magic to me how my subbed clip of it was downloaded over 100,000 times! That's the only clip I've ever subbed that has made it over 20,000 hits before! *Woot*
Highlights: KAT-TUN aren't impressed with the rubber band magic, but are totally blown away by a coin not appearing under any of the aces. Kame tries to give the magician advice about where a trick should have ended, and poor ditzy Jin doesn't even notice when a pack of cards he's holding disappears! (He's also the one who says "I think it's under an ace" when the only choices are aces anyway!!) There's also a trick where a card ends up in an unopened bottle of tea. I have no idea how that could even be remotely possible!? "Tres bien" indeed!

Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9ALSIM2V
Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?htmmkltmyg4
 

 "Nakai's Super Drama Festival" (21 July, 2008) "Code Blue" cast parts

Length: 23 min 48 secs
Size: 317 MB
Starring: Yamashita Tomohisa (NEWS), Nakai Masahiro (SMAP), "Code Blue" drama cast
Highlights: There's a part at 3 mins 56 secs (for about 3 whole seconds!) where Yamapi gets all excited. He's happy & bouncy & human! I'm so shocked by that little scene of a happy Pi (and it doesn't even involve food!) that I really remember much about the rest of the clip. I'm happy just watching those 3 seconds of Pi with personality on repeat non-stop for the next few weeks. Oh, but I must also mention Yamapi's sexy 10 meter dash. How can anyone make running 10 meters look so sexy?
Thanks to: khy127 for the MF links

Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=WUGJT2YP
Mediafire: Join 4 parts with HJsplit before watching
.001 - http://www.mediafire.com/?b3z2stxmv n4
.002 - http://www.mediafire.com/?2kg2nyzpo m2
.003 - http://www.mediafire.com/?zzymhy3cz iy
.004 - http://www.mediafire.com/?yclmrcbud km

Here are two tiny little clips that made me smile! Hopefully you'll all like them too.
(Yeah, I know no one requested them and I should work on some of the 4 trillion projects that people have requested, but everyone requests things that are pretty long and I have a short attention span, so I often prefer to sub clips that I've chosen instead!)

"SMAPxSMAP" show clip (30 June, 2008) Shingo's "Code Blue" skit 
Length: 44 secs
Size: 14 MB
Starring: Katori Shingo (SMAP), SMAP, Toda Erika & Yanagiba Toshiro ("Code Blue" cast members)
Highlights: Shingo always does little skits each week based on something to do with the guests on the Bistro restaurant part of the SMAPxSMAP show. This time he did a little Code Blue skit that I thought was so funny! (And the 2 Code Blue cast members obviously agreed with me!!)
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=84VKFINO
Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?mgdjxxymyxj 

"Domoto Kyoudai" show clip (22 June, 2008) If KinKi were fruits...
Length: 2 mins 35 secs
Size: 33 MB
Starring: KinKi Kids, Minami Akina
Highlights: Tsuyoshi is asked what Koichi would be if he were a fruit. The rest of the show's cast chip in with their interpretations of what fruit both Koichi and Tsuyoshi would be. The guest also has to choose which cast member would be her father, husband, brother and classmate. Find out who she chooses for each role.
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=PO49ACSS
Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?zjgoxfmx1mu

No really, I'm a JE fansubber, not a Cyril the magician fansubber! (I am practicing my replies already because my choice of these two clips may have left you confused about what clips I sub! Ha ha~)

(27 May, 2008) Cyril the magician visits Hey!Say!JUMP

Length: 4 mins 39 secs
Size: 43 MB
Starring: Hey!Say!JUMP, Cyril the magician
Highlights: Cyril does two magic tricks for HSJ. First he makes a rope that's tied around his thumb magically come off. Then he "senses" who is holding a keychain, after Ryo first tried and failed miserably! P.S. Sorry, but I don't know what show this was. I expect it was just a promotion clip for Cyril's special TV show.

Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=MX2OGC5U
Filebam: http://www.filebam.com/download/56235-c339d6/

"SMAPxSMAP" show (23 July, 2007) Magician Zero vs. Cyril

Length: 14 mins 52 secs
Size: 152 MB
Starring: Kimura Takuya & Inagaki Goro (SMAP), Cyril the magician
Highlights: Kimura impersonates a magician again, but this time is in a battle to do better magic tricks than the person he's impersonating! I have no idea how Cyril puts his hand through a glass aquarium and into the water to get out a necklace, but I guess that's why he's a pro magician! On the other hand, I figured out Zero's magic tricks no problem at all!

Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=Z5O43A4B
Mediafire: Join 2 parts with HJsplit first  
001 http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?mzwomq1mnbm 
002 http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?gfdlajddj0h 

Thanks to seijinakatsuki for the MF links <3

Seeing as I was pleasantly surprised by the number of people who downloaded the last Magician Zero clip I subbed, I decided to do another one.